Frilled Lizard.

Yeap, saw one of these bad boys the other day. Ran across the road. ON TWO LEGS! Not four. TWO! Best thing that's happened to me in ages. The sighting of one of these.



Look at it! How tough does it look? All chilling out with its frill thing. I wouldn't fuck with it.

P.S. Whoever has been to my house lately wearing fake tan. You left a lovely ring of that stuff around my toilet seat and I can't clean it off. Nice one.